Anaflexxxions

Muslim Extremist

2007-09-27T17:57:00.000-07:00

D^VIzio recalls laying awake listening to American Christian fundamentalist .wav sermon files on a Sunday night in his truck parked outside a Salvation Army. (~When in Rome~)
By the end he was already boiling I~Over

The meter is running

2007-08-25T13:25:00.000-07:00

poetry must~Tony party
the purpose of poetry~justly for Joyous erlt
readers of poetry should~floodg justify fo reboot

From the Boston Globe writer David Mehegan's article http://www.boston.com/news/globe/living/articles/2007/08/18/keep_the_meter_running/?page=1 this morning (8/25/07) I was alerted to the news of Charles Simic' recent nomination to Poet Laureate of the US. In the article he quotes three unfinished statements, Simic made regarding his plan for the term of his nomination...

"All those sentences that begin with, 'Poetry must . . .,' 'The purpose of poetry is to . . .,' 'Readers of poetry should . . .' -- I will not complete any of those sentences."

Naturally I presented them in my own particular script for Ana to reflect upon the idea of unfinished poetry.

Without surprise, I believe in her laurels, medicinally applied, as may Tony party justly for Joyous erlt floodgate justify for reboot of poetry itself . We are looking down the bore of change, charged with the new.

Congratulations Charles and thank you David. It's all experimental yet

from the spam Meisteress~Therefrom Moya erlt non

2007-05-24T12:49:00.000-07:00

from the spam Meisteress ~
Therefrom Moya erlt non
12:07 5/24/07 958 bytes

From: abuigues@WANADOO.ES
Subject: Re: PLEASE REPLY SOON.
Date: May 24, 2007 4:30:55 AM PDT
To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU

Hi, I got your email just before my midday walk, but as soon as I come back I´ll reply to you.

It is sunny outside, and I have already done my translation job quota for the morning, my daily laundry and some webbing.
During the walk, I´ll try to find a sun block for Bjorn, we´ll look for some blank cds and we´ll go to the the nearest recycling
container to deliver some of our paper waste.

I´ll reply to you very soon, sorry I have to go for my walk right now.

Pacience is a great virtue.

Sincerely.

======= At 2007-05-24, 13:10:46 you wrote: =======

I AM MR.LADDI OMAR.I WORK WITH THE BILL & EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT OF AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK(ADB) OUAGADOUGOU ANNEX OFFICE, BURKINA FASO.I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS ($11.2 MILLION US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A MAN CALLED KURT KAHLE A GERMAN BUSINESS MAN . http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm HE DIED ON MONDAY, THE 31 OF JULY 2001 IN A PLANE CRASH BUT NO CLAIM HAS BEEN MADE AS HE LEFT NO ONE BEHIND TO PLACE A CLAIM ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE AS HIS NEXT OF KIN. THESE FUNDS CANNOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN BEEN INTRODUCED OFFICIALLY.

THE PROCESSING STARTS BY PRESENTING YOURSELF AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO LATE [KURT KAHLE]. I SHALL SEND TO YOU A TEXT OF APPLICATION FORM WITH WHICH YOU CAN APPLY TO THE BANK AS HIS NEXT OF KIN. I WILL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU ALL USEFUL INFORMATIONS WITH WHICH A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THESE FUNDS. I WILL BE GUIDING YOU THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE A SMOOTH AND RISK FREE TRANSFER OF THESE FUNDS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, LIKE PROVIDING YOU WITH THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONAIRE YOU WILL RECIEVE FROM THE BANK WHEN YOUR APPLICATION IS RECIEVED BY THE BANK. YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THESE FUNDS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ACCEPTANCE WHILE 10% WILL ACT AS COMPENSATION FOR THE SOFT EXPENSES YOU WILL INCURE IN THE PROCESS OF CONSUMATING THIS TRANSACTION. SEND ME A REPLY ON RECIEPT OF THIS EMAIL THROUGH ladi_omar00@hotmail.com URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND DO PROMISE ME OF KEEPING EVERYTHING CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AN!
D AS A TOP SECRET FOR TWO WORKING WEEKS NEEDED TO CONCLUDE WITH EVERYTHING.
BEST REGARDS,
LADDI OMAR.

¡Miles de amigos con tus mismas aficiones! http://www.latinchat.com

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

Ana Buigues
abuigues@wanadoo.es
2007-05-24

S'wot she sayde

2007-05-10T20:28:00.000-07:00

Subject: Re: Doctor of Dust, Infinite Library
Date: April 19, 2007 12:28:01 PM PDT
To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU
Reply-To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU

On 19-Apr-07, at 12:28 PM, P!^VP 0!Z!^VP wrote:

The honest truth is... "jwedu" was how *I* read Ana's screen, when in fact she said "jweau"... but knowing nothing of JW water in France, I took the liberty to exchange the 'a' for 'd' as I read it first.

The reason I mention it at all .... is because I NEVER before have made such a substitution... then aqain jwe du things wryte somethymes.

BTW
twisted ramblings
prove prophetic ~
litalpaiso way soomidmal fibrat
(unresolved error (unresolved befoul
script) script)

9:15 4/19/07 1339 bytes

AND

hollow macaw betel nut y'ear ~
we pi tun leterl morrow wallow
12:12 4/19/07 881 bytes

I'm having a few software problems today ( and last night ) so can't post the Ana-images... but I'm sure you believe me :)

S'wot she sayde

D^

clarification extension _by/of_ Ana

2007-04-12T11:07:00.000-07:00

10:40 4/12/07 1477 bytes

bound to be born ~
nod er at brood

plod re to prood ~
boar ar or boy

girl trouble ~
effort bigo

From: abuigues@WANADOO.ES
Subject: clarification
Date: April 12, 2007 10:11:23 AM PDT
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Reply-To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU

i was born to be alive

born to be alive

Us Old Raw Am We ~ la mo won blo Leo

2007-04-06T05:47:00.000-07:00

From: bennett.23@OSU.EDU
Subject: my wipe ... creep
Date: April 6, 2007 4:18:25 AM PDT
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Reply-To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU

my wipe

your mule

dung trust

hot

ajar

dUSt

trace your hair

creep

a fOLDer

wrung chick

en

long dRAWer

cAMe WEnt

doody

John M. Bennett
__________________________________________
Dr. John M. Bennett
Curator, Avant Writing Collection
Rare Books & Manuscripts Library
The Ohio State University Libraries
1858 Neil Av Mall
Columbus, OH 43210 USA

you sure it?s gravity

2007-04-05T16:21:00.001-07:00

alas it's velocity all lase address~
rfuffro oral bon
fetoideu liti soda

16:11 4/5/07 1115 bytes

From: thewordman@MAC.COM
Subject: al as vl la ad rs
Date: April 5, 2007 3:52:53 PM PDT
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Reply-To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU

alas it?s velocity
all lase address

~
tl

wholy fill a dendron-itis

2007-04-04T10:35:00.000-07:00

wholy fill a dendron-itis ~
sits-northea or red Walla
10:22 4/4/07 892 bytes

...and makes me think of Nalla Nalla from Walla Walla, I met at a Contact improv week long jam in some PNW forest a while back.

Spam bridge from Bjorn by Ana

2007-04-02T17:18:00.000-07:00

Nice spam answe-
ring Bj ~
zips janit-aura mope own

And, I'm not sure of anything, Bjorn, but Ana may be.

Response to Tom Lewis

2007-03-05T11:08:00.000-08:00

From: thewordman@MAC.COM
Subject: sort-of copycat format (after David D)
Date: March 5, 2007 9:52:20 AM PST
To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU

http://minnesotan-ice.blogspot.com/2007/03/absent-simulation.html

Blind Fortune Justice Blind -equanimity

2007-03-02T19:19:00.000-08:00

justice begat fortune both blind rolling and equanimous in time ~
emit hi swam-woofe
two janitor build rood
austral tgood laity

kit bashing... by Ana tak LRQ

2007-02-25T17:06:00.000-08:00

kit bashin ~
nation tin
verbal line
rushed line
mileage tint

From: phanero@PHANERONOEMIKON.ORG
Subject: i = knot i = kitbashing pome
Date: February 25, 2007 1:53:26 PM PST
To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitbashing

tomorrow cannot be
the good arab

the good arab
in the apple tree

is the torn and shabby
rose marie

i kiss your face
and see the color

brain coral teasing
solar razor

mindflay candy
cupola arc
Taddeo Zuccari
meets
American Park

amateur! amorture!
amatory orrery!
arsnlot harnslot
HIRNIA!!

gaspsf
gaps
oopfs!

childish necrofiles this beings
in a jolly jinkle bean stalkning reighn

please good arab
do not lie

cherry head gearge washingtown axe
i cannot
peruke
chalk wigged a giant hand
some cliche' of "motoring"

do i think it
or it me

"itorisme"

the dance of the genitive
some say that all language is
"that"

/possession/

we take it everywhere..
everywares unawares
unabomb-air
una bombast
wambats

bat fish
look mush mouth

poor thing
"existence"

through my words as ha(n)d gestures
see
{simple simeon robot shoe}

tap tap tap
the egalite'

energy girl is
girlses
electra poman and dyna-churl!

Friends, Pomans, Lind mi ur Eer?

or do i sleep eternally in the stuffed blue terricloth manticore doll
coffee slooshing through my yellow drapery nostrils
into the calcite donkey explosion caverns

astor punkd us three times o'er

2007-02-16T08:46:00.000-08:00

astor punkd us

From: brueckl100@VERIZON.NET
Subject: wheezing sun, hokum lake, dizzy glo, mootless cud
Date: February 16, 2007 7:35:01 AM PST
To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU
wheezing sun, hokum lake, dizzy glo, mootless cud

lung one
lunging,

deep peed scan gut,
frizzling smoke hole

o ho o craw flog,
o ha o melt ocks spieled,
o hee hee o ice bust clutter,
rusty lust breath

toothpick
chop hop

misty sleeves,
shodden fork itch
muck flag runt
rat, lumped loop gutter

wheezing sun, hokum lake,
nuzzled numb, dizzy glo,
eggplant breast,
mootless cud

bitch lustered
mud gas gasp,
apse turd honk

shotless armpit
crystal cracked,
wet slake lump jerked

hump ack
stung glint
chaffing rot racked,
tock ass flap, slab lint bile

flay cusp,
bone flamer,
jus lip fodder

heel sticky sod,
rind head, runny sot, loo bled
index cleft whimper

thrippy schlock, slung
cold cut luster thumbing

gnat aft, din
scowl rip
scalpel fundus, pillbox buttered
polt, finger churning

ass door
dung pus

crass nit fin, ping banger, pander
sinuous sock nest, lope cree pallet,
whittled alrighty, fluver quiver, gob

be rot,
in too

--Bob BrueckL

amanita picot forlorn

2007-01-30T23:44:00.000-08:00

amanita give one torso nobod forlorn picot[OED]
V. trans. To border or edge (fabric) with picots.

Gills n spots... picot forlorn with nobod torso

From: notfrog@GMAIL.COM
Date: January 30, 2007 8:22:33 PM PST
To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU

http://www.runran.net/remix_runran/?p=72

nach wilx

arras of empty
more on a
get remix comparer

****** amanita picot forlorn ********

contemplatives incubus
moxa

sliver

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screenshot things.///////

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--

blind homeostatic cascade in 7 iterations

2007-01-26T10:28:00.000-08:00

something about being fined by the union for boorishly building sritaha email, etc...
From: phanero@PHANERONOEMIKON.ORG
Subject: Alfred Jarry Depart Unknown
Date: January 26, 2007 8:24:35 AM PST
To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU
upon the velodrome
bent angular s
k e
l
e
tones
shift
the lean to gyro
cusp the aero
horn
the antenna elbow looped
the dual inputs
multi
ply tread
read
the - - - - - scree
n
o
w &
hue
man throttle hurt
and push into
the edge of calm
the white dilation of friction
the unconscious surface of control
g-roo-ve/l
o drome
o drone
of chain on chain
unbound the breaking dash
teeth set to setting edges
spoke tu be and gravity
the finite coarse or grand
you
hugging between the poles
the fitted
flex
and resonance
absolved of grid
lang
urous

the spinal sail
giant or flea machine integration
tolled

the blind homeostatic cascade of unions

Flickr~ana'Lewis'Allen'Lanny'

2007-01-23T20:11:00.000-08:00

"events and audolities" not particularly different than "odds and eventualities"...

cauldron-biro churl
ziildabra bra strong
addition-boon Story
reiterated two citrous

We're Canadian eh.
What IS the difference between the first and 4th lines here generated by Ana?!
They look the same to me. Too citrous makes me churl.
DiVizio thanks you two
From: llacook@YAHOO.COM
Subject: Re: lanny flickrs
Date: January 23, 2007 7:05:02 PM PST
To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU
Great stuff here...assortment of odds and eventualities

Allen Bramhall wrote:
I was pleased to discover Lanny's Flickr existence:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/54896937@N00/

NICE buncha Peeks! Tak fur yelpin... D^

Every day We write the Marvel

2007-01-22T08:33:00.000-08:00

Whaa? look in the mirroid plimp ~
smug barium edt hi stool r oaks

From: ALLEN.BRAMHALL@COMCAST.NET
Subject: Part Two, For Further Adventure Just Call, part1-b
Date: January 22, 2007 4:22:59 AM PST
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and then Fu Manchu said unto a minion, who had spilt the vial of cucuruku blossom essence, the most deadly poison known to man, you retard, look what you've done!! later, the minion feels much remorse, having to clean Fu Manchu's underwear as penance. days wear on, clean underwear a must.

without warning, Dr Petrie removes his pipe from his mouth, fishes in his pockets, removes a pack of matches from his vest, and lights his pipe. relights it, that is, dash it all. his pipe doesn't seem to draw well. not drawing well, he tells Sir Denis Nayland-Smith, to whom he is attached like Watson to Holmes. take classes, Petrie, but only after we've finally defeated this arch fiend. peering at the stem of his pipe, Petrie mutters, what's that Sir Denis? Sir Denis gestures violently. not now, Petrie, the game is afoot. look: two of his Burmese henchmen!!!

oh Reader, you are just too, too lucky to witness this action! Thou of reading ability and who can laugh at the boss of snow, you share the action words, the thing words, even those odd little ones that are hard to exchange. a title poem somewhere dies unread: that power is yours.

later, the world teetering, Tarzan wakes from a dream of elephants. Jane snore, says he as he not so gently wakens his lady wife. for Christs sake, it's Cheetah snoring, you dingbat. Jane pokes the brilliant chimp sleeping in the next hammock over. Cheetah roll over, doze again. world without end.

then Captain Element returns to the picture. and returns again. yet again, he returns to the picture. the picture is vast as vocabulary and just as tricky. the situation is pictured, with rushing sounds parked outside. terror fits the name of many places and the people in them. a cold loneliness to die on Mt Everest, or on the Arctic uselessness trying to find a real home. Captain Element and his never merrie band of practical help against the force of evil feel the lethargy of the age. the world, like, is way too much with us and all, that's the basic helpline consideration. so some writers, artists and the like have got to get cracking, wake the generation. because it's like, wow, look! Reader, really, LOOK!!!

exercise emitted revelation

2007-01-18T14:03:00.000-08:00

Redrawn betting leonine

Subject: all of his indifference turned to her
Date: January 18, 2007 12:13:45 PM PST
To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.WVU.EDU
From: Sheila E. Murphy

all of his indifference turned to her

and she, a shell, filled with what void
he could afford, that she could
barely hold or re(f)use,
midway through the coup if
it was that, e(r)go the summary
included not a shred of judgment,
and his candor flopped
during the delivery, which
exercise emitted revelation
after revelation pointed else-
where she could disassociate
in fewer words than he

sheila e. murphy

a fine example of a Biblical Koriyam, Lanny

2007-01-08T13:31:00.000-08:00

chamunga

X-ray X-enon X-ylo

2006-12-18T20:38:00.000-08:00

....Thanxxx to mIEKAL

Zephyr forGe

2006-12-17T15:48:00.000-08:00

Second life police blotter

Solipsis meets Sigrid Elopulos

2006-12-15T15:43:00.000-08:00

The view or theory that self is the only object of real knowledge or the only thing really existent. [OED]

Rumi n ate

2006-12-14T16:58:00.000-08:00

This with great respect and admiration for Lanny's outsourcing skills

welcommen11:29 12/8/06 551 bytes

2006-12-08T11:07:00.000-08:00

to Bjorn 'n his Ana

stupid egosistic Mother fuckers

2006-12-08T02:02:00.000-08:00

read all you want but make sure you read this.
I dont give a flying

Get back to me when you want to know something more than ALL your fucking books have to say.

Ego satisfied MOFOs

WYSIWYG WYPA 17:41 12/07/06 1641 bytes

2006-12-07T17:36:00.000-08:00

how does one understand
what's assunder

Ou est le plafond?
is not the platform
\/<<>>_*_<<>>/\

carousel of carouself

2006-12-03T12:30:00.000-08:00

gag order 19:52 11/29/06 785 bytes

2006-12-01T02:12:00.000-08:00

lobo gorgon? off joyo? weird

I~O have no idea, but still

I~O hope it's a good gagging

gagagaga lobo gogo aloe gorgon reboot refer off ago

About as anapodeictic a situation as Ana's po' diction

Bjorn's virtually visual note 13:28 11/29/06 2173

2006-11-29T13:22:00.000-08:00

Human jam and Super-addict, of all the People

2006-11-29T02:54:00.000-08:00

sustainable coffee clutch! maybe...?'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''18:08 11/28/06 1141 bytes

2006-11-28T18:51:00.000-08:00

18:08 11/28/06 1141 bytes
Looking in the mirror I see how sloppy reverse penmanship has "clutch" looking like "dutch"... and though it is KLM who's taking off here with regards biodiversity... it's questionable whether any of the coffee pickers will ever have a cup at 30,000 feet. Dodo not payt yersevf onne back joist quite yet thar Volks. Hood
to the last drop.